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Post by umam Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:36 pm

Tukang tempe tertantang tukang tahu

Takkala temperatur terik terbakar terus tersebar, tukang tempe tetap tabah, "Tempe-tempe", teriaknya. Ternyata teriakan tukang tempe tadi terdengar tukang tahu, terpaksa teriakannya tambah tinggi, "Tahu-tahu-tahu!"

"Tempenya terbaik, tempenya terenak, tempenya terkenal!!", timpal tukang tempe.
Tukang tahu tidak terima,"Tempenya tengik, tempenya tawar,tempenya terjelek!"

Tukang tempe tertegun, terhenyak, "Teplakkk...!" tamparannya tepat terkena tukang tahu.
Tapi tukang tahu tidak terkalahkan, tendangannya tepat terkena tulang tungkai tukang tempe. Tukang tempe terjengkang tumbang! Tapi terus tegak, tatapannya terhunus tajam terhadap tukang tahu. Tetapi, tukang tahu tidak terpengaruh tatapan tajam tukang tempe tersebut, "Tidak takut!!!" tantang tukang tahu.

Tidak ternyana tangan tukang tempe terkepal, tinjunya terarah, terus tonjokkannya tepat terkena tukang tahu, tak terelakkan! Tujuh tempat terkena tinjunya, tonjokan terakhir tepat terkena telak. Tukang tahu terjerembab "Tolong...tolong...tolong...!",teriaknya terdengar tinggi.

Tak lama, tukang tempe teruskan teriakannya, "Tempe...tempe....tempe...!

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Post by kang_agus Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:42 pm

hahaha... kasian tu pedagang ribut gara2 persoalan sepele.... mentalnya sama kayak jualannya sih....
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Post by andre Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:54 pm

wakakakakakkaa,,,,
kok hurup depannya T semua ya mam?!?!

gw bikin cerita juga ah,,,
judulnya "Cerita A"
gw karang dl yak,,,
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Post by sap7 Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:07 pm

wah... mangkanye kang tahu, kalo mau minta tolong jangan tereak 'tolong.. tolong.. tolong'

terak aja 'kebakaran... kebakaraaaaannn... kebakaran...' pasti langung di tolongin..
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Post by umam Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:21 pm

andre wrote:wakakakakakkaa,,,,
kok hurup depannya T semua ya mam?!?!

gw bikin cerita juga ah,,,
judulnya "Cerita A"
gw karang dl yak,,,
namanya juga cerita "T" ndre Laughing

waaah...keren banget tuh!!
umam tunggu deh postingannya cheers
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Post by AGUN Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:19 pm

Ho baru nyadar kalo pake T semua...
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Post by andre Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:45 pm

AGUN wrote:Ho baru nyadar kalo pake T semua...

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
kok lemot ya?!?!
scratch scratch scratch

banyak2 makan sayur sama buah gun,,,
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Post by b.dewantoro Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:33 pm

ya ampun gun masa deket pasar induk masih kurang buah ma sayur....

tinggal nyomot aja kok repot.....

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Post by dendi Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:57 am

tambahannya nih...
Ternyata Tukang Tahu tetap tersadar, terlepaslah tembakan tukang tahu terhadap tukang tempe tadi,
"teretet...teretet...teretet...teretet...teretet..." (teriakan tembakan tukang tahu)
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Post by Achi Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:26 am

harusnya sesama tukang T dilarang saling mendahului ya... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by Achi Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:27 am

AGUN wrote:Ho baru nyadar kalo pake T semua...

agun kalo ngomongin nano carbon aja langsung nyambung..masa ngomongin tukang tempe ama tukang tahu lama banget loadingnya... Razz Razz Razz
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Post by chibitaza Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:00 pm

biasa kalo kepinteran gitu chi...

kebanyakan di analysis...

jadi yg simple2 jadi ribet..

hehehee...
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Post by umam Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:02 pm

Achi wrote:agun kalo ngomongin nano carbon aja langsung nyambung..masa ngomongin tukang tempe ama tukang tahu lama banget loadingnya... Razz Razz Razz
jelas cepet ci...soalnya "nano carbon" kan gak ada huruf T-nya lol!
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Post by sap7 Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:59 pm

kalo ada t nya jadi tato tarbon dong, mam..

lol! lol! lol!
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Post by dendi Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:34 am

dendi wrote:tambahannya nih...
Ternyata Tukang Tahu tetap tersadar, terlepaslah tembakan tukang tahu terhadap tukang tempe tadi,
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"teretet...teretet...teretet...teretet...teretet..."

itu dia tukang tahunya, sadis kan...?!?!?!
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Post by dendi Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:35 am

sap7 wrote:kalo ada t nya jadi tato tarbon dong, mam..

lol! lol! lol!
apa sih bang Jay ini...
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Post by AGUN Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:52 pm

andre wrote:
AGUN wrote:Ho baru nyadar kalo pake T semua...

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
kok lemot ya?!?!
scratch scratch scratch

banyak2 makan sayur sama buah gun,,,

Iya Pak Andre...
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Post by AGUN Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:53 pm

b.dewantoro wrote:ya ampun gun masa deket pasar induk masih kurang buah ma sayur....

tinggal nyomot aja kok repot.....

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Gw keduluan Dendi mulu Gus, kalo rebutan buah..hehe
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Post by b.dewantoro Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:40 am

AGUN wrote:
b.dewantoro wrote:ya ampun gun masa deket pasar induk masih kurang buah ma sayur....

tinggal nyomot aja kok repot.....

Cerita T Addemoticons04220nh4Cerita T Addemoticons04220nh4Cerita T Addemoticons04220nh4Cerita T Addemoticons04220nh4

Gw keduluan Dendi mulu Gus, kalo rebutan buah..hehe

ya elo mo rebutan malah muter-muter di jalanan nyari cewe ya kalah lah ma dendi...

piss kang agun lol! lol!
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Post by AGUN Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:11 pm

Cewe ga dapet, buahnya juga..Hix
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