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Post by sap7 on Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:11 pm

Setelah cerita T terdahulu... kini hadir untuk Anda.. CERITA J


Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh "boring n bete abis", jadi dia tanya
Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"

"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara. Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda
bertitah:
"Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata
mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'.
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng
juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya:
jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu ... jamu jahe-jamu jaheee ...!" Juminten
jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.
Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit:
"Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh ..." Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya
jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara
judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten
janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.
Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga
jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget.
"Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi
jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..."
jawab Juminten.
Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil,
jawil-jawil! !!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack
jegal Johny, Jebr eeet ..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong,
jadi jontor juga jendol ... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juminten ...!
" jerit Jack. Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji ...
Johnny jera," jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajan jejer
Juminten.
Jhony jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol
jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny
"Jolly-jolly Jumper." Jumpalagi, jek........! !!

Jeringatan : Jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja ...!!!
JUSAH...!!!

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Post by nu2dizini on Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:20 pm

Jajajajaja... Very Happy
Jah jahu jikin jerita jayak jini jusah.
Ji jikin juga..

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Post by Achi on Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:47 am

Jkjkjkjkjkjk..lebih 'capek' drpd baca cerita T

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Post by Wisnu Adi on Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:58 am

ampun gusti....

hr gini masih pada gk bs bedain huruf Very Happy

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Post by Bagol on Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:15 pm

Seru juga kalo ngobrol begitu yaks..

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Post by andre on Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:01 am

jah,,,
jada jusah juga jaca jerita jeginian jak?!?!
jadi jetularan jini,,,

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Post by chibitaza on Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:14 am

jila jener jo...

jojojojo...

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Post by Eine on Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:02 pm

Japeeek jeeee... Jasak jak joleh jicara jengan jormal jih?
Jadi jaya jorang jilek. Jhiks...jhiks..

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Post by kang_agus on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:39 pm

jajajajajajaja.....

jucu... jucu....


ampun deh..

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Post by faizah on Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 pm

jkjkjkjk lutcu ^_^

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